Meet Ruben D'Angelo. By day, probably an accountant or bank teller or professional fire-eater, I don't know. However, at night, at least as per "HandPacked," he is a world-class fisting expert. Both a giver and a taker -- this sturdy, swarthy incredibly-muscled Latin man with a little facial hair and a tattoo and piercing on his left nipple, Ruben is the star in literally every frame. Director Wolfgang Bang was clever enough to allow him in all three scenes, and in each one, he surprises and dazzles.
Ross Vincent, a cute muscular brunet, comes out of the gym and is immediately followed to the Chelsea Hotel in New York City by Ruben and Stefan Manocaldo, a big gruff older man. They force their way into his room, truss him up and start to play with his asshole. They rim him and both men finger him and then they start to remove the restraints. They shove a very thick dildo up his ass, where it rests comfortably until Stefan decides to start the fisting. It is immediately picked up by our stunning Ruben, who gets his arm halfway up to his elbow from the word go. When Stefan fists, he's very focused on the act himself, whereas Ruben makes it into a sensual act between him and Ross. Neither is wrong, just very different in style. They give Ross something of a rest while Ruben has a blast fucking him, throwing his whole body into it. Then it's off into the stuff of legend, with Ruben still fucking, Stefan shoves his entire hand into Ross' ass! Ross moans for Stefan to grab Ruben's cock, and he can. A hand and a cock! Damn! And, mind you, Ruben hasn't given up on his punishing fast-paced fuck. After that, there is a little solo fisting, which seems anti-climactic, until BOTH men shove a fist up Ross at the same time. Bam! Second climax. Can an ass open wider than two fists? Ruben puts both of his in for a while, spreading Ross way out. The men are able to alternate their fists with increasingly rapid speed, but of course a fifth-grade class could be taught up this opening by now. The punch-fucking is very strong, with hot Ruben steadily in charge, and the guys alternating their fists almost faster than the camera can catch. Ruben shoves in his foot as far as it can go to get Ross to cum. As a tease for what is to come, Ruben cums with Stefan fingering him.
Tony Serrano, a buff ripped guy with big lips, is beating off a massive half-moon-shaped cock on the top of a building when Ruben comes to join him. After having a beer, they make out for a second and Ruben blows Tony, able to stretch his entire mouth around Tony's gorgeous cock. Ruben certainly earns his star billing in every way he can. Tony dives down for a yummy tongue-pierced rim on Ruben's deep dark hole, set between two very muscular buttcheeks. The camera comes in real tight so we can see it all. Tony then gives Ruben's thick dick an excellent professional deep-throat blowjob, as easily maneuvered as Ruben's was. Tony teasingly pokes at Ruben's butt with his cockhead and then quietly slips a condom on so he can go in deeper. Ruben's big cheeks part for Tony, who has a very easy time fucking quickly and spiritedly. Tony is completely alive, and Ruben is a hunky dream as he bends over slightly to get fucked. Now, Ruben had taught a lesson in fisting in the last scene, but as the one with the fist. How does he do when the it's someone else's hand? When Tony puts his hand in, it gets immediately sucked up to the wrist-line, so I guess Ruben is going to be as ace a bottom. Ruben encourages Tony not to be gentle, so Tony has a wowing time shoving his hands nastily at Ruben, turning this unassuming performer into an aggressive punch-fister. Tony keeps his hand inserted and sends back in his dick, as hot in this scene as it was in the last scene, with all of the good folks of the Big Apple able to see if they had good binoculars. After more of the wonderfully harsh fisting, Ruben drops a great load.
The final scene starts off with Ruben decked out in leather chaps, a harness and a leather hat, looking impossibly hot. He parks himself on a big dildo all by himself and slurps it in completely to the base as Paul Charge, a man in a cage nearby wearing a mask, fists himself. Ruben produces a much larger black dildo, which his ass handles with almost laughing ease and then a third one, triple the size of the first two, makes its way up Ruben's amazing hole. I have trouble reaching parts of my back, and here is Ruben able to shove a fist way up his butt! Tom Franco, a round-faced man with big ears, arrives with slave Marko Heckler, a scrawny guy. Tom inserts a buttplug into Marko's ass and paddles it to perfect redness as Marko blows Ruben. Hero Ruben slaps on a glove and into Marko he goes, with Tom working Paul in the cage. The fisting of Paul is professional and well-handled, but never achieves the spark and style of what Ruben is able to do with Marko. Ruben immediately starts with the fist alteration, with lots of stringy lube spilling out all over the place. Ruben wears a big smile and never ceases to surprise his bottom. Just when either Marko or the viewer gets comfortable, Ruben tries something new and tricky, working just about every angle in the fisting handbook (which I'm guessing he co-wrote). To make a good fisting top, it takes a good bottom. Ruben glides his hands in and out of Marko almost musically as Tom tries his hardest to get both fists in. After a long thrilling time of this, Tom tosses Paul into a sling and works him there, with Marko standing over Ruben to get fisted upward. Ruben makes his way to Paul, showing this bottom what it means to be fisted by a master, with Tom squeezing his hand in with Ruben at one point. That simply doesn't get boring to watch. Ruben then fists both bottoms at once. He is as strong and agile with two fists working in different holes as he is focused when he's just working with one. You want clever? Ruben then fists Paul and Marko as Tom comes up behind him and smacks his whole knuckle into Ruben! Ruben then gets Marko again solo as Tom stays with Paul, breaking his mark only to bend down and blow Tom. Tom returns the favor by fisting Ruben to get him to let loose a cum-shot.
I think the work speaks for itself: The Ruben D'Angelo Show or "HandPacked" is quite spectacular to behold. It's extreme and very intense.
DVD features: Digitally remastered, slide-show gallery, full-motion chapter and scene index, no regional coding (playable worldwide) and previews from other Hot House titles, and company contact information.
A DVD Review by Brent Blue