The year is 2051. All women have been deported from the West Coast to the east to help maintain population control. A process called "Homogenization" has been developed to allow all straight men in this New World to be able to have sex with other men as a means of release until the women get back. Michael Zen has put together a well-crafted, erotic, at times hysterically funny film that follows the one man who resists homogenization and his subsequent descent into dick.
We are in a futuristic bar where the motto is "All Men. All The Time." Several men are celebrating the New Year, including Dr. Crolyn (J.T. Sloan), inventor of the Homogenized Process. Street hustler Todd Stevens sits outside the bar, drinking something that looks like alcoholic milk when Steve O'Donnell strolls out and asks for a cigarette. O'Donnell has no problem with that, as long as he gets a piece of Stevens' ass. Not a problem there. O'Donnell shells out some cash and then starts slurping on Stevens' schlong. It's obvious that both men drive each other crazy. O'Donnell squeals as Stevens tongues his butt and then repays the hustler by slamming his perfect piece of meat up his ass. O'Donnell foams the milk bottle until they're both bathed in the creamy liquid and blow geysers of semen all over each other.
We meet our hero, Adam (Brent Cross), who has been watching this from nearby. He sneaks into the bar where Mason Jarr, Will Clark, David Thompson and Scott Lyons want a New Years kiss. He refuses. They maul him. Dr. Sloan interrupts and gets Cross to agree to one treatment. Later, in his office, he discovers that Cross only masturbates once every few weeks when he talks to his girlfriend on the video-phone. He tells him: "Eat the grass on this side of the fence instead of starving to death."
Back at the bar, Jarr reminds Clark of a debt that he still owes. To pay it off, he has Clark on bended knee in front of his jock, while Thompson helps out. Both guys suck on Jarr,, then Thompson finger-fucks Clark before Jarr plows him. Then Jarr flips Thompson over and nails him. All three shoot good loads, but one cannot watch this scene with a straight face. The shouting, moaning and loud banter Thompson and Clark use is just too funny. They are some terrific comic relief.
In Dr. Sloan's laboratory, Cross is strapped to a table a la Clockwork Orange. As the drugs take effect, Cross imagines Dr. Sloan's assistants Sandy Sloane and Scott Lyons licking his dick. Then his images become reality as the doctor joins his assistants and the three go at it, Sloan alternately fucking. Sloane then Lyons. All three shoot tremendous gushers on Sloan's chest.
Doc Sloan arranges a test to make sure his treatment worked. Cross sits on a park bench, and hairy cutie Vic Rubino - who has been rehearsing for this - approaches. He takes Cross' finger in his mouth before moving onto his big boner. Cross fucks Rubino, then Rubino fucks Cross. The experiment is a success, and Dr. Sloan appears with a gold wristband - the symbol of a homogenized male. (My one beef with this scene is the obvious stunt-dicking of Cross. I know my J.T. Sloan dick, and that's what was fucking him, not Rubino. You don't use a tanned, smooth body to stunt for a paler, hairy one.)
Unfortunately, the Doc gets notification from the military police. The walls are coming down, and the girls are coming home. Excited, Cross rushes home to chat with his girlfriend. However, when speaking to her, he discovers that there was a similar program on the East Coast with the ladies, and his girlfriend is now a lesbian.
Sloan goes home and starts fantasizing about Cross being raped by his girlfriend and her lesbian lover with big red strap-on dildos. No penetration but the scene's pretty good - the women beat the shit out of Cross, both fucking him and making him suck their dildos. Sloan shoots a healthy wad as he dreams of it.
Back outside the bar, Cross comes across Stevens, who asks for a cigarette. Cross asks for a piece of Stevens' ass, and Stevens agrees. Turns out Cross, after being betrayed by his girlfriend, decides that he likes guys anyway. They go into the bar where Sloan is hiding. They barricade the doors so the women can't get in and decide to start their own All ManSex Society. As initiation into their new club, the three guys start sucking on each other's dicks. Eventually, Cross fucks Sloan, and then Sloan fucks Stevens before they all explode. As much as I like Stevens, I think this last scene should have been Sloan and Cross. The film builds up their obvious pairing yet never delivers. I was a little let down that their attention was distracted from each other. And the fucking Cross gives Sloan is so brief, I had to wonder if the doc was as unsatisfied as I was.
Still, Zen has a lot of fun with everything and it shows. The costumes and futuristic makeup were terrific, thanks to Mr. Ed. A lot of attention was paid toward detail, and a lot of originality bloomed from the script. The performers are sexy and obviously having a good time, most particularly Sloan, who is a hunk of a man anyway with a perfect cock that always stays hard.
These guys can Homogenize me any day.
- Jeremy Spencer