Peppered throughout with nasty sex-talk in Spanish, and with another stunning performance by Ricky Martinez (a.k.a. Anaconda, and with good reason), "Dick of Death: Return of the Anaconda" is tailor-made for us Latino-philes.
Ricky's uncut slab of cock makes its presence known immediately, namely as an enormous bulge the café au lait hottie fondles through the pouch of his black undies while Dicksman sits next to him in goggle-eyed, slack-jawed wonder. Dicksman doesn't have to wait long before he gets to sample what he's salivating over, swallowing down Ricky's hot rod while Ricky growls orders to him. The scene includes lots of footage of all the fun things Ricky can do with an endowment that is reportedly a foot long (I'm certainly not going to question it): he slaps it against Dicksman's face so hard that it had to leave a mark -- actually it's more like he pistol-whips him with it; he performs his always awe-inspiring self-suck, which for Ricky is hardly a feat at all; and ultimately, he fucks the hell out of Dicksman's ass, which actually is an impressive feat, but its in Dicksman's favor this time, not Ricky's. This is the longest scene here, and undoubtedly the most intense, culminating in Dicksman jerking off while Ricky dangles his meat into Dicksman's open mouth, and then Ricky lying back and jerking his cock until it unloads all over his taut, brown abs.
Berto and Simon are the next team to perform. Berto's chinstrap beard and tribal tatts make him look street tough, but they're nothing compared to his cock, which is definitely something to give lots of leeway. Thick, uncut, and long, it looks like one of those dildos that seem almost inhuman because they're so huge. But make no mistake: this is a very real, very hard, piece of man meat. Simon slobbers over Berto's pole for a while, but the two don't really get going until Berto forces his cock into Simon's tight little hole, and if you've ever wondered exactly how elastic a sphincter can be, this is a good example. Close-ups show amazing penetration, with Berto halfway inside Simon and still being able to grasp his dick in his fist. Berto pulls out of Simon and cream all over Simon's back, with the foreskin of his cock juicy and cum-coated at the end, and then Simon lies back and jerks off, and for the first time it's evident that Simon has a huge cock all his own.
Next up are Viper and Nikki, and Nikki goes right for the gusto, unzipping Viper's jeans and going down on him while the two are still fully dressed. The sucking goes on for a long time, with Nikki getting a mouthful while Viper's cock lengthens and hardens to its full size. Nikki is my kind of cockpig. He doesn't waste any time getting what he wants, which also applies to the fucking sequence. He takes Viper's cock in his ass with hardly a whimper (although he does bite the pillow he's reclining on), no matter what position the two try. In the end, two huge cum-shots are the reward, with Nikki absolutely drenching his own lower belly and leg.
The next scene is a departure in terms of setting, moving away from the dark interior of an apartment to a fluorescent-lit office. Raymond plays a clerk who accepts a big package from deliveryman Dimitri, and yes, that is indeed a double entendre. Dimitri's cock is huge, but not grossly so, and Raymond feasts on it before Dimitri spreads him across his desk and rims his ass, complete with lots of wet, loud slurps (you'd think he had a Big Gulp, actually -- and, in a way, he has). They continue with a lot of heavy oral action, including more rimming and sucking. Close-up angles from underneath enhance the fucking, and the views of Dimitri's cock going into Raymond's ass are hot as hell. The dudes continue to make use of the office furniture, using the desk's swivel chair to fuck in, and they end with Dimitri pulling out and unleashing a torrent of white stuff on Raymond's back.
DVD features: Chapters; deleted footage (Ricky showering with Dicksman, but no action or cum-shots); trailers; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Martin Cox