"Bedtime story" takes on a whole new meaning, thanks to the creative dirty mind of director Chi Chi LaRue and his hot cast of characters led by studlet Pierre Fitch. Pierre plays a gay puppy version of Little Red Riding Hood, and no one has ever been more perfectly cast. Pierre's combination of innocent good looks and a voracious hunger for dick are the elements that hold this entire, fractured fairy tale together, and yes, he actually does wear a red hood (okay, a red hoodie, but it fits).
Although I don't remember Red having a tall, good-looking and well-hung roommate in the original (those damn censors!) Pierre does in this version, and D.C. Chandler plays him. D.C. delays Pierre's trip to his grandmother's house with a goodbye fuck. The scene gets rolling with Pierre's mouth working over D.C.'s long, uncut dick and low-hanging balls, and then D.C.'s reciprocates, slurping on Pierre's uncut cock. Another aspect of the scene that works beautifully is the contrast between the two studs in size and age. D.C. is easily a head taller than Pierre, and when D.C. fucks Pierre (after a hot rimming sequence where D.C. eats Pierre's tasty-looking ass), his dick looks like it just might not fit inside Pierre's tight little hole. But since Pierre is an adept, expert bottom, he's right at home on the receiving end of D.C.'s club. First Pierre takes it standing up from behind and later missionary. D.C. holds Pierre's legs wide for deeper penetration, and the shots of these studs fucking are great, varying from tight close-up to overhead, and my favorite, a shot of the length of Pierre's body while D.C.'s dick slides deep into his ass repeatedly. Pierre and D.C. make lots of great sex noise and dirty-talk as they progress, and I particularly love Pierre's throaty grunts when he's being plowed (true of him no matter who he's fucking), although he's surprisingly quiet when he shoots his load. D.C. stands astride him, and Pierre reaches up and strokes his cock until it explodes, drenching Pierre with cream.
When Pierre actually gets on the road to his grandma's house, he catches a ride with studly school principal Mr. Wolf (get it?), played by Gus Mattox, who helps pass the time by telling Pierre a story about a group paddling in his office that turned into an orgy.
The sexy crew of students lined up for corporal punishment includes Marcus Allen, Barrett Long, Nate Alexander and Andrew Rubio. When Gus discovers the guys have all lined the seat of their pants to ward off the blows of his paddle, he orders them to drop them. Gus is of course practically licking his chops at the sight of those tight male backsides, and the orgy begins with each guy working his dick into a full erection (Barrett Long's cock is amazingly huge, and he has the lowest-hanging balls I think I have ever seen). Gus offers his cock to be sucked, and Andrew and Nate gladly fall to their knees, followed by hot side-by-side rimjobs, with Nate and Marcus holding their legs high and wide so the other guys can taste them. Andrew then gets in on the act, moving between Barrett's legs so that he can tongue the big stud from stem to stern, laving his dick, balls and asshole thoroughly, and he's even joined by Barrett himself at one point, who demonstrates his enviable ability to kiss the head of his own dick. Barrett's pole and danglers look gargantuan as he fucks Nate, while next to them Marcus thrusts into Andrew while Andrew sucks Gus. The scene ends with a rapid-fire cum-shot spectacular, with Andrew in the middle as the other studs unload on him, and at the end, Andrew's smooth chest and belly are dripping with cum.
If Gus' recollection was intended to incite Little Red Riding Hoodie with lust, it fails miserably. Pierre has his rules, and one of them is never to have sex with someone you hitch a ride with. Instead, he jumps out of Gus' SUV and immediately hooks up with a cowboy, Tristan Adonis, with a pick-up truck. Tristan sidesteps Pierre's no-sex rule with a clever loophole: you see, he actually hasn't given Pierre a ride yet. So instead of jumping into the cab with Tristan, Pierre dives on Tristan's cock. Then, using some hay bales in the truck's bed for support, Tristan reclines as Pierre buries his face between his lightly furred buttcheeks and tongue-fucks him. Once again, though, it's Pierre's ass that gets invaded, this time by Tristan's dick, and the two look really hot in the dappled sunlight under the tree where they perform. They end with a dual jerk-off, and both loads landing on Pierre's tight abs.
It's been a long trek, and Pierre is understandably in need of a little rest. This is where the story takes a neat turn into a different bedtime tale, "The Three Bears." In this version, however, there's no mama bear. Instead, there are two papas and a baby, Jason Adonis, Collin O'Neal and Bobby Williams, respectively. While Pierre snoozes away in the bedroom, Jason, Collin and Bobby engage in a friendly circle-jerk that turns into a three-way orgy. Throughout, Bobby plays the lucky bottom who has two major dicks at his disposal at all times. Even though Jason and Collin don't get fucked, they do get into pleasuring each other orally, and it's really hot when Jason and Bobby take turns going down on Collin's big cock. Collin sports his usual close-trimmed beard, and it must have been exquisite for Jason to feel those whiskers tickle the inside of his thighs while Collin was rimming him -- it sure looks great, anyway. The rest of the scene shows power bottom Bobby having a great time getting fucked, first by Jason and then by Collin, whose dick he sits on and rides while his own hardon bounces up and down. The scene ends the way it began, with a three-way circle-jerk, each stud popping impressively, but it's Collin who delivers the biggest load. Then Pierre is discovered, but he manages to escape from the three studs, who chase him out the door still stark naked.
Finally Pierre arrives at his grandma's house, only to discover her in bed with the covers pulled up to her face. But of course it isn't his grandma at all, it's big old bad Mr. Wolf. After the obligatory "what big eyes, nose, dick you have, grandma" dialogue (the better to "see, smell, fuck you with, my dear"), Pierre and Gus get together in the big finale. Pierre climbs into bed with Gus still fully dressed and sucks Gus' dick, slurping it like a pro, and then Gus pulls Pierre's jeans down just low enough to reveal his creamy asscheeks and rims him. This is followed by a juicy sequence where Pierre fucks Gus' mouth hard (and Pierre really does have a beautiful dick). Even though the wolf is supposedly the predator in this story, Pierre is so direct with his sexual orders to Gus as they progress that it kind of turns the story on its ear, which is a very neat twist. For me, the best part of the entire scene is watching Gus suck on Pierre's cock while Pierre finger-fucks himself. Gus fucking Pierre is no less thrilling. When the two are in the missionary position, Pierre seems to be able to position his hips so that Gus has total access to his hole, and Pierre's legs are splayed so far apart, too, that the view is perfect. Then, as Pierre sits on Gus and spreads his cheeks wide so that he can get every inch of his dick deep inside him, it's obvious that this baby-faced power bottom is a sexual force of nature, and that he gives one great performance.
What actually happened to Pierre's grandma? That would be telling, but it's fairly safe to say that the Big Bad Wolf didn't "eat her," don't you think?
DVD features: Chapters; cast bios (photo, stats and Falcon Family of companies videography); Easter egg (click on Pierre's belly tattoo on the screen menu, a long close-up shot of D.C. Chandler stroking his dick, with lots of pre-cum produced); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Martin Cox