WARNING!
Matt Hughes
Distributor | Released | Length |
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UK Naked Men | 2007 | 150 |
Description source: promotional material
Lucky number three from UK Naked Men is the Monsters of Cock Special. With yards of uncut, stiff dicks, tearing up hot, tight, willing holes. From the phenomenal Matt Hughes via the foot-long Gift, to the huge hung newcomer Vladimir; these are the choicest, meatiest cuts exclusive to DVD.
With a name like "UK Naked Men Removals", don't be surprised when they fuck on and break your antique furniture. You probably hired them for other reasons... perhaps Matt's 11" inch cock? The owner of the house is gone for just seconds when Matt finds a porn mag and pulls out his massive uncut cock out for a stretch. Kyle is mesmerised and succumbs to Matt's mighty schlong. Soon the sweat, lube and cum are flying in all directions, staining the priceless objects. The place is a shambles but oh what a sight!
What better setting for our two elegantly dressed young chaps than something fashionable? These two lads aren't prissy young things, they're filthy cock hounds. Ivo couldn't wait to 'work' with Harry and when we sent Harry pics of Ivo he was chomping at the bit too. It all starts off friendy enough, but as the clothes come off temperatures and cocks rise. They suck hungrily at each others cocks and it starts to get serious and Ivo's struggling to take Harry's monster dick and his merciless thrusting, but once its comfortably in Ivo takes it good and hard and absolutely fucking loves it, deep, deep inside him, Harry's banging like a piston, slapping up a storm and they squirt a massive load all over each other.
'Banged up' prisoners share a smoke through their prison wall and things get a little 'trippy'. When elephant-hung Gift and insatiable Matt get it on this is real caged heat. Buckets of boiling cum explode across the screen as these two studs fuck each other to within an inch of their lives. Matt howls as the massive black cock skewers his guts. It's not an easy ride, as Gift fucks like an overheating piston.
Have you ever wondered what might be happening as the anaesthetic kicks in and the doctors rubbered up hands can take to walking wherever they want? You'd be completely at his perverted mercy, just like poor Andre. But in Andre's fantasy he's loving his over-zealous examination. His most tender pink parts are explored by fingers, dildo and then by the doctors humungous member. (and look out for our favourite sex pot nurse Gina Freelove)
Take our advice - don't hire gay tradesmen! These two were meant to be painting the studio and spent the whole time fucking! There's hardly any paint on the walls, and they made quite a mess, but hey, they look great and we'd rather watch them fuck than watch paint dry. It seems there's no foreman either, if you know what we mean - it's an equal partnership. They take it in turns. One minute BJ's taking Vladi's huge cock deep in his hairy arse, the next it's all change and BJ's on top... we could hardly keep up! They're rolling around like they're trying to eat each other! It all ends in a great big fountain of cum and two very satisfied painters. We're satisfied too. Not with the painting of course, but that can wait - the show was worth every penny.
Dillon Buck 'collars' Jake Ryder and interrogates him, but 'cocky' Jake isn't talking and he blows smoke in the copper's face - his first mistake! Dillon strips him off and pats him down before showing him his own special brand of justice, as the hairy fucksters go at it like steam pistons. Dillon squeezes his hard, uncut dick between jakes' arse cheeks and up deep inside his, warm, tight arse hole.
Drew unveils his awesome acre of cock and pumps out a sticky mess. This handsome, sexy young man really is hugely hung. It must be a real 12 inches, of dark, juicy, uncut cock. Drew plays with his dick, until its rock hard and hes pummeling it, pumping hard until he can't hold back the cum.
No doubt "The London Massive" has to refer to Matt Hughes, who has perhaps the biggest dick ever to come from English gay porn, but in every scene of this movie, there's at least one huge pecker, sometimes two. As always with the sprightly men of UKNM, these guys know how to deliver an exciting time. They don't need anything fancier than one partner to have a blast and send it sailing across so the viewer feels it too.
A very fussy rich woman is having her house packed up by Matt Hughes and Kyle Lucas and gives them dire instructions that they will pay for anything broken. Smart-ass Matt finds a porn magazine in a drawer and hauls his cock out of his one-piece, massaging the titular cock into its outrageous full size. When dark-haired Kyle returns, Matt taunts him with the penis and though Kyle initially refuses, he's soon gulping his way down an impossible path. Matt really could cut his cock in half and it would still be enormous, but Kyle has fun blowing it, filling his mouth with as much as he can and trying to wrangle control from its owner. Kyle then throws Matt over the desk and starts fingering his hairy hole, not exactly a fair estimation of what it's about to handle, but it does have Matt's patented roughness. It takes a long time for both to be ready, but once they are, Matt sails in with abandon. He uses only about 75% of his size at the onset, but soon he's getting more and more in, and Kyle quietly bottoms without complaint. Matt is so focused on staying hard and making it fit that there isn't much time for chemistry, though close-ups show the ease with which Matt is able to fuck Kyle by the middle of it all. Matt has a quirky cum-shot on Kyle's upper body and then Kyle spews while licking Matt's dick clean. The dragon lady enters just after they have finished, but isn't upset since nothing was broken -- except the capillaries around Kyle's asshole no doubt!
We are next at a photoshoot with gorgeous inked Harry Louis, in all of his spikey-haired perfection, posing in undies with Ivo Costa, a tight-bodied hottie with a delicious smile. The underwear gets smaller as the photoshoot goes on, and the boys become less aware of their surroundings until they are fully making out. Ivo quickly scoots down to his knees where he worships Harry's hardening perfection in its red undies and then sucks it with gusto. Ivo's head snaps all over the place to suck down Harry's uncut monster. He's even able to deep-throat it wonderfully. Harry blows as well, a little more tentatively, but full of sweet kisses all over Ivo's dick. The oral section really belongs to slurping Ivo, although Harry makes a late-in-the-game play to steal it away with a brief rimjob. Wild Harry fucks Ivo on a chair, raging at him with exciting speed, full of long luxurious thrusts. Harry has a gigantic splash on Ivo's chest and then sticks his own neck out to receive a gob of goo from his bottom.
Almost too cute for description is smooth young Matt Richie, who starts his scene slumbering in not much more than a sailor's cap, pants and tattoos. He seems to be in some sort of cell, and separated by only a few bars is Gift, a black man with a cock so big even Matt Hughes might do a double take. In beaded braids and lots of sweat, Gift certainly has a rather unique look, as opposed to the full-lipped porn-ready Matt Richie, but alone in their cells they beat off, apparently unaware of the other. However, a reed comes through the wall from Gift's side and suddenly he's blowing some sort of smoke at Matt that has Matt wrapped up in peals of zonked delight. I don't know whether the rest of the scene is a hallucination or a dream or what, but it's fantastic porn. Gift shows off his ridiculous dick, which curves to the left so severely it needs a danger sign for anyone riding it. Matt, who is not small himself, eventually goes to the bars and sucks Gift. There is no earthly way to keep throat this cock, but Matt is a wonderful oralist and downs the dark dick awesomely. While he's tossing every trick his mouth can think of onto Gift's cock, Matt's ass pokes at the camera in the most fetching way. Gift suddenly appears in Matt's cell to suck him, something of a let-down after Matt's over-the-top blowjob. Gift then rims Matt's bubbly butt, which has Matt, his face in a pillow, cooing happily. It's no surprise that Gift tops Matt, but the surprise is how much fits inside! Far more than I expected, that's for sure. It's not that I doubt Matt's bottoming abilities, just the amount of physical space. Very soon into the action, Gift is in there almost fully, and with his shape, this makes Matt the movie's best bottom. They then switch roles and Gift rides Matt, though without a whole lot of spirit. Better is Matt fucking Gift through the bars of the cell, going at a clip pace in and out of Gift's tight hole. Matt has a stunning load that covers Gift's back and Gift aims one at Matt's torso.
I don't know why Andres Sharp is in the hospital, but his scene starts with Doctor Paulo Bertoli, a sexy mature guy with a shaved head and tats, leaning over him administering anesthesia. There's a rather mad dream with a drag queen and scary lighting, and I think it's still going on when Andres "awakes" to find Paulo now wearing just an apron and gloves, rubbing his cock all over Andres' foot. Andres himself is an intense-looking guy, quickly engaged in sucking his reedy doctor's very hard dick. No injury keeps Andres from deep-throating Paulo with a loud hungry feeling. Paul interrupts him only to bend over his "patient" and suck him a bit. Andres really shows off his talent when Paulo is flat on the bed and Andres can suck in a more conventional position, though they are now in a 69. All of the rubber gear is gone when Paulo goes to rim Andres, which is an all-out meal that goes from the top of his buttcheeks down to his balls with insane lust. Paulo fills Andres' ass with lube and twists in a dildo for a short while before finally fucking him. These two beasts, who grunt and groan with rage, really go at it. It's totally carnal, totally animalistic. It's never pretty, but it never wants to be. This scene is not at all about glamour, but it is scorching in a completely primeval way. Two big cum-shots are well-earned.
Need your house painted? Call Vladi and BJ, two of the sexiest guys to pick up a brush. Vladi paints "fuck me" on the wall and BJ dashes at him. Vladi is a lanky hairy guy with a nearly shaved head and beard, while BJ is a very muscular compact guy with lots of tats and also a beard. They have a similar look, and it works smashingly on both of them. BJ is the first to suck cock, and Vladi has the required hefty piece to make it fun, though BJ's penis is a beaut as well. These two really excel at making out. Their kissing is genuinely passionate and gives this scene a seductive mood quite different from the rest and very welcome. The guys don't stick to one task very long because they keep stopping to kiss, though BJ is allowed plenty of time to work on Vladi's imposing cock. Watching Vladi suck is lovely because BJ is so hunky just standing there offering his piece to Vladi. BJ rims and fingers Vladi carefully and then fucks him. Vladi is awfully tight, but BJ persists and their charming chemistry assures they will make it work! BJ stays pretty much parked in Vladi, who is nearly upside down through much of it, so their positioning is entertaining. Doggy-style seems to put a bigger smile on Vladi's face, but it takes Vladi fucking BJ for them to really find the fucking footing. Vladi is a much more comfortable top and BJ's ass is more welcoming. Their chemistry is back to full-tilt and Vladi even fucks BJ bareback to keep things soaring enough to equal the early promise of their scene. Their passion is evident even through their cum-shots.
Dillon Buck plays a cop who has Jake Ryder in his interrogation room. Dillon, who twinkles with the cutest smile and a sexy manly demeanor, tries his best to get rugged sharp-featured Jake to confess, but all Jake does is smoke and stare. Dillon waits for a search warrant and when it arrives, he says, "the first thing we're gonna search … is you. Now strip!" This Jake does with the studied tease of a go-go boy, making it nice and slow. His beefy muscular body has Dillon mighty interested. He takes great pleasure in pulling off Jake's tight underwear and then softly feeling around Jake's body, though I'm not sure what could be hidden on his chest or arms. Dillon goes to put on a glove to search Jake's ass, but thinks better of it and uses his tongue. It's a succulent rimming, delivered by an excited pro. He has Jake fully hard and he hasn't removed a stitch of his own clothing yet. That is rectified when they mack and grope. Dillon sucks Jake, full of earnest deep-throat intent, stretching his mouth wide to fit the uncut cock down his gullet. Then it's Jake's turn, and he's peppy trying to maneuver the curving wonder that is Dillon's dick. The small room plays host to a big fuck from Dillon, who slashes at Jake with potent thrusts, still playing the part of the nasty cop and knowing he can go at his muscular bottom with lots of force. In the all-too-rare times the camera is under the action and thus closest, we really get to see how much of an ace top Dillon is, full of style and sexy swagger. He makes a missionary fuck look so effortless, when really he's expending a huge amount of energy. Jake cums being nailed and then Dillon pulls out for the zesty last shot.
DVD features: Chapters; solo (Drew); trailers ("Dressed" and "Are You Being Serviced?"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://mannet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***