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Distributor | Released | Length |
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Lucas Entertainment | 2013 | 171 |
Description source: promotional material
The twisted and sinful story follows Paddy O’Brian, Adam Killian, Diego Lauzen, Wagner Vittoria, Jake Genesis, Jesse Santana and Tiziano Fuentes who are all being blackmailed by maniacal puppet masters D.O. and Jessy Ares. The men are forced into a deeply isolated jungle where no one is safe. Once the seven deadly sinners have made it into the heart of the blazing rainforest, the secrets and mysteries unfold as the men race to figure out what lies behind each closed door and how to make it out alive.
Tiziano Fuentes and Diego Lauzen sneak away into the Costa Rican jungle with D.O., and it’s Tiziano and Diego who are on the menu! Tiziano is a handsome, lean, and seductive son of a bitch, and he makes it his sole mission to give both D.O. and Diego as much pleasure as possible. Diego bends over and gives D.O. a deep-swallowing blowjob as Tiziano eats out the plump ass that Diego constantly shows off; he certainly makes a meal of it! D.O. wants to know what he’s missing out on so everyone switches spots so Diego is sucking Tiziano and getting his ass eaten by D.O.! Diego is the first to fuck Tiziano deep in his hungry ass, and the Latin king doesn’t hold back before D.O. rolls on a condom and gets in on the hard-pounding action!
Both Jesse Santana and Jake Genesis comprise a couple made to have sex on the beach. Jake’s body is pure muscle with the perfect down of wiry hair, making it a sight to behold as his swim suit comes down for the sexy Jesse to use his mouth to pleasure the top as the waves roll in around their legs. Both guys have big, floppy, cut cocks and they love taking turns sucking each other, edging closer and closer. The guys move into the shallow water where Jesse gets on his hands and knees and arches his back, perking his ass right up. To meet the hole (it’s begging for a slamming) is Jake’s hard rod, which is poking perfectly horizontal as he knees down and slides inside his insatiable bottom! Jake takes a few breaks from fucking to eat out Jesse’s ass before he gets the bottom on his back and seals the deal!
After some zip-lining, Jessy Ares and Adam Killian find a clearing in the Costa Rican jungle. Adam turns far too chit-chatty for Jesse’s liking, so Jessy directs Adam down to his knees and pulls out his uncut cock. Adam would rather suck dick than talk to Jesse, anyway, so he opens up and uses his mouth to sensually pleasure the hot guy. Adam works the shaft, balls, head, and foreskin while also gliding his lips all over Jessy’s stomach, chest, armpits, and lips before bringing him to climax!
In order to conquer jealously and strengthen their relationship, Wagner Vittoria and Diego Lauzen hail Adam Killian for him to join them in a threesome on the rocks and shallow waters of a Costa Rican oasis. The guys make out and take turns sucking cock; their muscled bodies compete against one another to determine just who the hottest really is! It is especially hot to see Diego and Wagner have sex with each other: Diego swallows Wagner’s entire erect cock while Adam goes to town on Diego’s hole! While Diego is worshipping Wagner’s cock Adam pounds him hard from behind. Wagner then gets on his back so Adam can pound him while he sucks his boyfriend’s cock. But Wagner wants to see Diego go even further, so Adam and Wagner double-penetrate Diego’s meaty ass! The question is this: can he handle it?
Despite being subservient to Jessy Ares, when it comes to sex Paddy O’Brian doesn’t take shit from anyone and takes charge of the situation. Jessy rolls down Paddy’s underwear and starts sucking the thick cock between the top’s furry legs. Jessy works on Paddy long and hard dick before spinning around and getting his ass eaten out. Jessy is usually a strong, dominant top but here Paddy is taking control -- he bottoms for no one! Jessy bends over and thrusts his ass up in the air like a bitch in heat, and Paddy doesn’t hesitate to let him know who is in charge as he fucks him deep and long in his ass! Jessy may not have a lot of experiencing bottoming, but after taking a pounding from Paddy O’Brian he won’t soon forget the experience!
I don't want to know what "Original Sinners" cost to produce, and I know money doesn't buy happiness or quality ... except when it does, and this is one of those times it lubricates the path to happiness and quality. The sex in this movie is nothing short of astounding, as the cast list guarantees, but this is not simply jungle porn. Before the credits, we have aerial shots, nature shots, shots from inside a plane and on the tarmac, jungle animals. There is not a detail in "Original Sinners," admittedly and proudly off-the-wall at times, that does not have an exact purpose. It is so carefully constructed that it can be enjoyed simply for the sex, but I urge you, even those who claim not to like plot porn, to watch it from beginning to end, because it's works on so many levels.
The setting is Costa Rica, way deep in the jungle. A posse of guys arrives, none seeming to know any of the others, a set-up worthy of the greatest of all set-uppers, Agatha Christie, and not new to porn. One car rides to a mysterious mansion, no one speaks. It's so awkward that Paddy O'Brian grabs his luggage out of the trunk and closes it before Adam Killian can get his bag. "Douch," he snarls. Oh, it's going to be one of those weekends! In another car, Tiziano Fuentes tries to talk, but Jesse Santana silences him, causing Jake Genesis to silence him. Boyfriends Diego Lauzen and Wagner Vittorio arrive soon after, each with two pieces of luggage. They are awfully big boys, no doubt their clothing, toys and protein shakes necessitate two pieces of luggage each.
"Now that all seven of you are here, let's talk," says Jessy Ares, bursting into the room in clingy white linen and needing only one line to prove once again that there is no one who handles plot porn and dialogue as well as he does. His speaking voice is so sexy that if he read the shipping news he would cause boners to pop all over the place. We don't have to be told that each man represents a Deadly Sin, those seven surefire killers that are my pick for the greatest control device in this history of organized religion, because with just their attitudes and a few stray lines, we understand the situation immediately. But that doesn't mean there will be anything rote about this epic. Not with this cast and not with another glamorously ripe script by Marc MacNamara. Let's begin.
"This is not camp and it's not confession," Jessy tells the assembled, thumping the table (it may not be confession, but it's camp, just not the type he means). He has dirt on all of them and if they don't follow his instructions, he'll use it. As scary as Jessy is his henchman D.O., who takes care of simultaneous translation and posing like a Secret Service agent.
Here's the first twist. Paddy O'Brian, in his one-of-a-kind brogue that defies translation, says fuck you to the situation and stalks off. The rest follow. After a reference to "Downton Abbey" by D.O. (there's a phrase I never expected to type), Jessy reminds the guests they are four hours from civilization, but saves the worst of his invective for Paddy, telling him, "the jaguars would love to sink their teeth into you. Now listen here, you little shit. I'm sure you're scared to death to have to sleep in a house with eight gay men, but we're not fucking recruiting, so we'd rather you go fuck yourself than any one of us!" With that, each man is handed a key and told to sleep well, for it all begins in the morning.
A tense wordless montage tells us exactly which guy represents which sin. Talk about perfect casting, we see Jake Genesis as Pride and Paddy O'Brian as Wrath. Someone has to take Gluttony, in this instance referring to food, a role for which no porn stars are qualified or else they wouldn't be porn stars, so Jesse Santana shoves his fist into a can of Pringles, hopes for the best and takes one for the team.
Lusty Latino Tiziano Fuentes, sporting a boyish mustache and a man's body, tries to tempt mammoth hunk Diego Lauzen, whose bright eyes match his bright earrings, into sex, but Diego is incensed. His boyfriend is in the next room! He would never cheat on his boyfriend. From the next room. He suggests doing it outside. Diego has a cock and ass that might as well have "made in Brazil" stamped on them, but just as they start, D.O., looking prettier than anything nature is offering, and that's considerable in this location, shows up. "Don't stop!" he orders, pulling down Diego's pants to insist Tiziano suck the thick uncut cock dangling in front of him. D.O. is playing too, don't worry. The Argentine stunner's dick is one of porn's greatest treasures. Diego blows D.O. while Tiziano gets behind Diego and eats his fluffy ass. The guys are forced into tough positions by the terrain, but the camera still manages to shoot underneath to capture the sucking and rimming from every angle. As always, D.O. wields his cock like a weapon, and Diego works it well, but Tiziano's ass munch is superb. Diego stays in the middle, but the other guys switch places. D.O. is a slave to Diego's ass and keeps his face deep between the cheeks while Tiziano shows off a delicious dick that Diego sucks eagerly. To make sure everyone gets to taste all the best parts, Tiziano sucks D.O. while Diego rims him. Personally, I love when D.O. eats ass, because he always seems to enjoy the hell out of it. Diego and D.O. switch positions, work orally for a while and then Diego starts the fucking by cramming his cock into Tiziano's hole. Jerking his hips, Diego summons a startling amount of power, met by a fairly smooth path deep inside Tiziano. When D.O. fucks Tiziano, he does so in classic D.O. style, so commanding and regal. Tiziano uses so much spit on Diego's cock while sucking that it can't help but slide down his throat. Next to bottom is D.O., standing up against a tree. He's being hammered by Diego with Tiziano in his ass. Diego shines here, doing most of the work, and watch his thick thighs and enormous ass work hard to please his top and bottom. Diego doesn't get away without bottoming, D.O. taking back topman duties and Tiziano blowing Diego. D.O. stands over the other two and cums on them, but there is plenty more when Tiziano and Diego reel off their loads.
Wagner, Jesse and Adam are engaging in some chitchat in the kitchen when Paddy finds D.O.'s dead body in the jungle. Everyone comes running and it's a round robin of accusations in a triumph of Babel babble (I hear Spanish, English, Portuguese and Paddy). When Jessy arrives, he seems truly upset.
Adam has been pinching items of value since he first arrived, but he's caught by Jessy, who seemingly befriends him. Wagner has found out about Diego's cheating and while they yell at each other, Tiziano tries to flirt with Paddy and gets a drink thrown in the face, so to escape all of this, Jesse Santana and Jake Genesis go off by themselves.
Jake tells Jesse his story. It would seem that there was a car accident and Jake, a passer-by, could have helped one of the injured parties, but he didn't want to get brain or blood on his new suit. Somehow, Jessy has found out and is blackmailing him. Jesse wants to know if he has a boyfriend and Jake says his relationship is pretty much with his mirror. Asked again, he replies, "my relationship is like a boat. And I don't have a boat." That's all Jesse needs to go in for the kissing. They are on a beach, so they run around until getting fully hard. Jake is more animated than usual, but it's pretty difficult to be lazy in a scene with Jesse Santana, always fully alive and exciting. Jesse deep-throats Jake with surefire confidence, making it look almost easy! Jake goes down on Jesse and soon returns the deep-throat. These two certainly are well matched in talent. Ass-eating starts with Jake putting his face into Jesse's butt as Jesse bends over, giving the camera a better view. Jake spits and chases for a while, but Jesse's flexibility allows him to get into some tricky positions, managing to steal focus while getting rimmed! The water splashes around them in what I suppose is the porn equivalent of "From Here To Eternity," but Jesse seems truly to love it. They trade another round of blowjobs before getting all messy in the mud. They are so slippery and wet, Jake's cock could get inside Jesse without either trying to making it happen. The frolic ends when the two move a few yards away from the surf, still in the mud. Jake tops Jesse from behind, with Jesse backing up on Jake being the highlight of their work. The tide turns, literally, as the fucking goes on, so that they are now playing in the mud and the water. With gymnastic splendor, Jesse takes a scissor-fuck from Jake, who takes control now and then, though Jesse's stretching and moaning is lots of fun. With the sun and the water as constants, the fuck comes to an end when Jesse cums up his chest and Jake sprays all over Jesse's body. I have to give these two credit for filming in the mud and water. It cannot have been easy, but they make it look effortless.
Jessy and Adam have a bit of crackling dialogue and then go ziplining. This is a first for gay porn, as far as I know. Initially afraid, Adam seems to enjoy it. Then comes some hiking. Neither is properly attired for that, especially Jessy in his pure white outfit, but clothing doesn't stay on long with these two. Garrulous Adam, completely unafraid of this whole situation now that he has conquered a fear of heights (which would be a problem if he were a master thief, but as a petty thief, he doesn't need heights), tells Jessy to take him back to civilization, but Jessy can't take any more of his chatter and pushes Adam onto his hard cock.
This is the kind of pairing that can't fail. Both guys are thundering talents, Jessy the consummate sleek pro and Adam flashy and proudly cartoonish. Jessy's hulking hardon gets a good oral workout from Adam and those ever-plumping lips. Filmed in a tiny river, these guys are not intimidated by nature's sounds, their own trumping insects and rushing water. Adam's blowjob does the trick, causing Jessy to cum all over his chest. Adam thinks he's won his freedom, but Jessy never had any intention of it, no matter how much he enjoyed being sucked. Adam registers surprise. You know, because men never lie to get laid.
When everyone returns to the house, Paddy is cutting down Tiziano's body. "He always claimed to be hung," Jessy, one eyebrow raised, snaps at the dead body with LUST painted on it. Adam figures out they each represent a Deadly Sin (no one was invited based on an IQ test) as they try to figure out who could have done this. Jesse admits to killing a boyfriend by adding heavy cream to his coffee every day, eventually giving the guy a heart attack (talk about your slow-moving death plans, how long did it take, 47 years?). He deserved it because he was always making fun of Jesse, who was fat back then. Since D.O. isn't around for translation, Jessy speaks to Diego in Spanish and gets answers in Portuguese, but as Diego represents Sloth (for never taking responsibility about anything), that's understandable. Jessy gives everyone a white outfit and sends them to bed. No one complains that white shows the dirt, especially in a jungle setting, hopefully the outfits are machine washable and can be used multiple times. After Memorial Day, of course.
What comes next has to be one of the loopiest scenes I've ever had the pleasure to review. However, if you are a Catholic priest, you may want to skip the next paragraph.
Gregorian chanting and crickets are an unusual soundtrack for porn, but since the whole cast is dressed as Princess-Leia-in-her-Buddhist-phase, Jessy gets us back into the plot by telling those assembled that "confession time was yesterday, today is about silence." He's offering salvation, he is not actually a bad guy. Okay, he's a religious nut, but that's not a crime (blackmail, yes, and if he's killing people, that too). At first, no one wants to be dunked in the water by Jessy the Baptist, but finally trembling fearful Jesse Santana volunteers. Get ready for the introduction of Church Latin as Jessy cleanses each soul, with the added bonus that the white material really clings well to muscular bodies. Paddy is last. Jessy the Baptist tells him he can't catch gayness from the water. Paddy hopefully files that information for future use. Jessy the Baptist then becomes Jeff Probst, telling them to "gather your things and meet me in the dining room." Uh oh, who is being eliminated? Do they at least get to lip-sync for their lives?
Wagner, usually envious, apologizes to Diego and to prove that he will not be jealous anymore, offers Adam the chance to play with Diego. Adam initially refuses (how is that even possible?), but when it's clear Wagner will be joining too, he's convinced. There is so much hulking muscle here, it really is heaven. The Brazilians are very passionate, and Adam, with that bad boy glint in his eye, is eager to be part of whatever they want to do. After hot three-way kissing, Wagner blows Adam, soon adding Diego's cock to his oral workout. Diego replaces him as lead sucker and then we get a chain of Diego doing Adam at top speed and Adam working on Wagner. This is Diego's second scene (and second threesome) and he's still zesty and full of pep. Blowing Wagner is a scary task, but Adam Killian doesn't do fear. However, the best of the sucking comes when Diego blows Wagner, probably because he's had so much practice. Adam is so entranced by Diego's ass, and it's shaking cheeks that he turns rimming into a full-contact sport. This scene has fire, fun and friskiness in abundance. Watch Wagner as he does this insanely sexy little dance as Diego is sucking him. If they are this hot in their private lives and not fussy about curtains, their neighbors are the luckiest people alive. Diego bottoms for Adam, who could cum just watching Diego bounce his cheeks around his dick, but there is no chance Adam is going to continue letting these guys own the scene and he roars into action with flair that is his trademark. His own ass jiggles beautifully, and he makes sure we know as he's fucking Diego. Wagner bottoms for Adam, and there's a powerhouse pair. Wagner begs for more and Adam obliges. Stunningly handsome Diego doesn't have to do much but provide inspiration, and now and then his hard cock for Wagner and Adam to share while they are fucking. Excitement is in the air when Diego sits on Wagner's cock. His ass inhales Wagner's dick so amazingly well. It is the MVP ass of the movie, after all. Hold the phone, Adam wants in as well. And he gets in. Diego now has to humongous cocks lodged in his ass and still seems quite comfortable, his sexy eyes locked on those of Wagner. Double-penetration in a Costa Rican jungle. Does it get better? Adam cums with Wagner and Diego both sucking him, one of the hottest moments of this (or any) movie. Adam has the Brazilians cum on his lightly hairy chest. I don't know if this cured Sloth, Envy or Greed, but it sure took care of my personal Lust.
Alas, we'll never know the answer to whether it cured anything because a ring of fire appears around the guys and they are shot with arrows (if you are keeping track, we're mixing Agatha Christie, "Survivor," The Bible, "Murder by Death" and now "The Most Dangerous Game"). Adam escapes, but the Brazilians are not so lucky. Adam hotwires the car and Jake jumps in, telling him he found Jesse in the bath "with a garden hose shoved down his throat" (had it been his ass, we could have added "The Lonely Lady").
That means Paddy is the only remaining sinner, able to claim Survival of the Hottest. Typically angry that he's been ditched, it only gets worse for him. He's tied to a chair and hooded. Naturally, arrogant Jessy has arranged all of this. "I know all your sins, not just your secrets, but your pleasures too," Jessy the No-Longer-Baptist says, licking Paddy's ears between words and grabbing toward his cock. Paddy can only spit at Jessy, but that's welcome. "Do it again," he tells him. Jessy unties Paddy and blows his juicy cock, with no resistance from Paddy, who even kisses Jessy. We'e waited the whole film for Jessy to have a full scene, and this one is a treat. As piss elegant as Jessy's character has been, when it comes to sex, he's happily a pig. Paddy face-fucks him still sitting in the chair and Jessy doesn't even pause when gagging. Paddy's speed is hypnotic, and Jessy handles it with aplomb. He's just as strong with Paddy above him, sinking his cock down into Jessy's waiting mouth. Jessy insists that Paddy sit on his face for some ass-licking, and Paddy happily complies. Jessy's flapping tongue has Paddy all a-tingle, and soon enough, it's Paddy giving the orders. Paddy the Piston loves thrusting into Jessy's mouth and both of them are spit crazed. Jessy can certainly say he's had Paddy O'Brian's tongue in his ass, but can you blame Paddy? When you see it tucked into a white jockstrap, there is no way to deny you want your tongue in there! Paddy is not just lightly licking around Jessy's hole, he's doing a full-on rimjob. Jessy still has his unbeatable ass in the jock when Paddy fucks him, another can't-miss scenario. Paddy is strong and insistent and Jessy has no problem with that. Paddy is allowed to tear into Jessy with all his might, Jessy calm as can be. A mutated scissor-fuck is their second position and then good old missionary, which allows Paddy the Piston to return. When it looks like it might be a while before Paddy can cum with Jessy jerking him off, they start spitting and his blast is instantaneous. Jessy follows, grunting and groaning with animalistic passion. Paddy pretends everything is light and lovely long enough to reach for a potted plant and knock Jessy out with it.
It is here I shall metaphorically lay down my quill pen and leave the final scene unspoiled. It's a corker, full of shocking surprises, outrageous twists and the kind of over-the-top dialogue that has been in place since the movie started.
As I said, nothing in "Original Sinners" is an accident. You can see that in the casting. Who else but Paddy O'Brian could spend an entire film shouting like a Cockney caffeine addict? Jessy Ares as a criminal mastermind is absolutely plausible. But there is far more to it than just casting types. Other than Tiziano, the cast is made up of sexual superstars, not just great performers, but perfect performers. Porn plots don't mean anything if the sex sags, and there is no danger of that ever happening here. With jungle plants inching up their legs, the tide threatening, slippery rocks and even possible drowning, the guys are stellar. Fans of the Lucas epics will thrill to every twist and turn here, but a deliberately saucy tone adds an extra layer of fun to the movie, which is why I repeat my suggestion that everyone watch the whole thing, beginning to end.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; behind-the-scenes footage; trailers ("Unzipped," "Concrete Jungle," "Kings of New York," "British Pounds," "Manhandled," "Wear Me Out," "Popping D.O.'s Cherry," "The Warmer the Better," "Fuck It!," "Dick Hungry," "Assholes," "Business and Pleasure" and "Heat Wave 2"); and no regional coding.
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***